Boys Boys Boys

So since this is what I keep getting asked about I figured I'd give you a little blurb even though there is nothing too exciting going on. I've actually been dating a lot lately, and let me tell you I HATE IT! I keep getting asked out by weirdos. I went to watch my roommate play in her show a few weeks ago. Her band was the last to play so we sat through a few others, including a band called Green Like July. After they were done the guitarist came up and asked me if I'd like to hang out sometime. I was a little taken aback but said sure after a few moments of hesitation (I am very clever) and he proceeded to ask for my phone number. He got my number and then he left! He didn't say anything else! Weird... Anyways he called me the next weekend and took me to the haunted woods and then we went back to his apartment to watch a movie. I sat with my arms folded (universal DONT TOUCH ME sign) and he reached for my hand. He kept trying to like unfold my arms! Of course, being as deftly clever as I am, I just pretended I didn't know what was happening... I think that from now on I will just tell any suitor that I'm married to a Japenese sailor munk who's across the sea working for the FBI on a top secret case in Jamaica and when he gets back he's gonna kick their butt! Good idea, yes?